This just in

I passed my actuarial exam this past Monday in Culver City! After 3 1/2 hours of a grueling test, I was relieved to have passed it. Now I can say, I'm bonafide.

In case you needed another reason to dislike Steve Nash

Maybe he just got confused and thought he was supposed to be "Stevie Nicks." I honestly believe that he could find a job after basketball as an extra on Showtime's "The L Word."

Oh, and mad props to Dirk for stealing my junior high school haircut.
Nick Carter would be proud. This is what Kobe thinks of it all. I can't wait for the playoffs.

Skip the Jazz

So everyone's talking about how great the acquisition of Kyle Korver was from the Jazz, and to be honst, I'm a little sick of it. And furthermore, I hate how everyone says he's an Ashton Koosher look-alike. In reality, he looks more like the costar of a recent critically-acclaimed Spanish horror film.  Word? Word. 

Super Sunday, Super Surprise

for pats fans! But hey Boston, don't worry, Dawson knows just how you feel.